Oh Baylor.
This guy walked up and introduced himself to fellow BU Dems officers and myself. He took a particular interest in me, and wanted my phone number. I asked him his business with my phone number and he rambled obliquely for about 2 mins until I told him he could stop. I gave him my email addr, this is what I got.
If you can make sense of this, or even answer some questions, that would be great.
ONB
Oscar,
I am wondering what it is i have to do to sustain the resources we have at Baylor?
What changes need to be made?
Who do i talk to?
What questions do i ask?
What do i do to keep on growing in every way? Mentally? Technologically? Spiritually? How do i stay humble?
How do i stay updated and up-to-date? How do i stay humble?
How do i solve the healthcare problem? How do i practice good bipartisanship? Who are the other leaders? how do i choose ambassadors? What must be done to win the war in Afghanistan? Iraq? How do I tallk with China, Russia, and India? Who do i send to Mexico and Canada?
Sports: Who do i talk to? What am i to do that we have winning, audacious men’s and women’s sport teams? : Football, Basketball, Baseball, Car (Racing), Tennis, Soccer, Golf, Wrestling, Badminton, … and all other teams?How do i choose members of my Cabinet? Public Relations Advisor? National Security Advisor? International Relations Team? And Please tell me who is best to be my Vice President?
What do I do to look youthful and to keep the Student Body Youthful also?
Most importantly, how do I keep the candle light of the spiritual life of the hearts and souls of men and women of Baylor University burning?
Oscar, please, tell me all i need to do. Tell me how to serve humbly, consistently, and faithfully, to the glory of the Lord God and of the Lord God alone, in what I say and in what i do.
Your Fellow Soldier for Christ,
Debo.
I realize that everything he said can be found in spam from deposed Nigerian Princes.
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